Unforgettable Encounters at the Credit Union: A Tale of Gorillas and Bank Deposits

Imagine walking into your local credit union to make a deposit, only to witness a surprising and unexpected scene. Recently, a similar situation unfolded when a traveling circus was in town. Inside the credit union, three gorillas were standing in front of the line, each holding their own bank deposit slip. This unusual encounter caught the attention not only of the gorillas but also the customers present in the lobby.

The Arrival of the Circus: Unpaid Gorillas at the Credit Union

Most of the animals in the circus were not paid directly due to their lack of intelligence; however, the gorillas were an exception. The unexpected sight of these gorillas quickly capturing the attention of the crowd did not prompt much worry among the other customers. In fact, the arrival of the circus had already been widely advertised, so most people were not surprised by the appearance of the gorillas.

One could easily laugh at the scene, finding it both amusing and strange. It was clear that the gorillas were there to make a deposit, much like any other customer. The fact that they had their deposit slips in hand was a relief, as many people might not be as diligent about completing their paperwork before lining up at the tellers. As for the question ‘Were they eating bananas?’, one customer’s response was humorous and practical. The gorillas were indeed not interested in any snacks; they simply needed to get in line and wait their turn, just like everyone else.

Preventative Measures and Safety Considerations

However, it is worth noting that such encounters might be unsettling for some. If the scene is jarring, it might be wise to consider alternative methods of banking, such as electronic banking. Electronic banking can offer a more convenient and secure alternative, especially for those who prefer not to deal with unexpected animal appearances. Alternatively, individuals who feel particularly vulnerable can also carry a concealed carry weapons (CCW) permit to ensure their safety.

Another amusing story involves a personal encounter with three gorillas at a very early hour. The narrator, accompanied by their dog, was walking through a neighborhood at around 4:00 AM, heading to work 133 miles away at 6:00 AM. When a van came to a screeching halt, its contents revealed three gorillas who demanded an explanation. In a tense but ultimately comical encounter, the narrator responded calmly, to which the gorilla seemed relieved and returned to the van. A few weeks later, the van was featured in the newspaper, and the individuals inside were arrested for murder, but it remains unclear if the narrator’s anecdote was one of them.

Concluding Thoughts and Safety Advice

Joking aside, if you ever encounter animals like gorillas at a credit union, the recommended course of action might be surprisingly simple. First, greet the animal in a friendly and calm manner, perhaps asking how they and their family members managed to escape from a zoo. Then, it would be prudent to call animal control to ensure the gorillas are safely contained and returned to their proper environment.